Here's That Post About Tampons You Never Asked For

I'm always amazed by the way companies are able to improve upon already existing products, products that you would think were not only just fine as they were, but had also been pretty much perfected to the point that further innovation would be so unnecessary as to make said innovations simply marketing ploys in disguise.

But they wouldn't do that, would they?
Nah...

Just recently the fine people of Proctor&Gamble outdid themselves yet again with the release of the Tampax Radiant Collection.  Of Tampons.
Radiant.
Tampons.
I shit you not, and there's a link just a few lines back to prove it.

Do these people think I'm stupid? A tampon is pretty much a tampon except for the three following variables you can read about after the jump: